[I should have had this filled out a long time ago, but I've been putting it off. I weep to think about those I could have met who didn't go for empty profiles. Procrastination... not even once]
M, pansexual -- depends on the day and mood. If you're curious about that, and we both speak the same language, by all means ask,
5'7" brown hair hazel eyes... I'm a cyclist so my quads and calves are weaponized. That's not bragging, I just worked really hard on them. Let me have that.
Turn-ons: detailed conversation, sexual fluidity, painted toes (and coming on them), British accents, cumsluts of any gender, breeding, certain varieties of incest, the group thing, squirters
Turn-offs: Narrating sex chat in the third person, narrating sex chat by describing actions bracketed in ***'s, being hit/kicked/punched or general pain being inflicted on me, people who use "a/s/l", misspellings, the word "cunt" as a noun (adjective, totally cool), not respecting my sexual mood of the day.
Gender
Male