Bar Pickup

It was a Friday, almost 6pm and I was sitting at a local bar, almost finished and somewhat enjoying my 5th or 6th beer. I was at a corner table and there were a couple of other guys sitting at the bar, maybe mid 30's who looked like they were there for a beer or two after work, a woman who looked about my age (26) sitting at a nearby table nursing a drink, an old guy in the corner with a beer who looked like he didn't move from that spot often and a younger couple at a table who seemed more interested in touching, hugging, kissing and some hesitant groping than in the food they'd ordered. My best guess was they hadn't been dating long, still getting comfortable with each other and likely hadn't had sex yet. I was betting that the lady was waiting for someone because she kept looking at her watch and checking her phone. Finally, she dialed a number and while I could only hear her end of the conversation, it was an interesting one.

"Hello, is Dave there? / No? / Who's this? / What the fuck! / I'm his girlfriend! / About 6 months / Ya, we've been fucking for most of it. / Oh, 'working late' was he? / FUCKING BASTARD! / Ya, I hope so!"

When she got off the phone, she mumbled, "God Damn Fucking Bastard!" and downed the rest of her drink.

I wasn't sure if I should say anything or not but finally asked, "Sounded serious, everything ok?"

She looked at me for a second before saying, "Well, if getting stood up by your boyfriend isn't bad enough, how about calling him and having his wife answer the phone."

Oh wow, no wonder she was upset and got more upset when I laughed a bit.

"What's so fucking funny? I didn't know the shit was married and now I'm out a date and taxi fare to get home."

She looked like she was ready to throw something at me so I figured I'd better explain.

"Sorry, I think this is my 6th beer but I was planning on having a fun evening with my girlfriend, Linda. We've been living together for a few months and today I got off work early and headed home. When I got there, I found her bent over the couch getting fucked by Greg, one of the slease balls she works with."

"Fuck...ya, sounds like we're pretty much in the same boat then."

"Not exactly, the apartment is in her name and the police 'suggested' that I didn't go back there tonight."

"The police? Why were they there?"

"Well, right now he's likely getting looked at in hospital - pretty sure he's got a broken arm, gonna need some stitches on his cheek and he's got two less teeth than when he got up this morning. They said the only reason I wasn't being charged with assault was that I was smart enough to turn on the voice recorder on my phone and that showed that he was the one to yell, swear and swing first."

That at least got a smile out of her and a quick, "Well, I guess getting stood up isn't as bad as walking in on your partner getting fucked by someone else."

"Yup, plus you've got a place to go back to and I'll be grabbing a room for a few days until I can get my stuff out of the apartment and find a new place."

We shared a quick look of mutual understanding and both of us ordered a new drink. Just as the drinks got there, a guy came up to her table and said, "Sorry I'm late, got held up at work."

"Really? Held up a work? You didn't answer any of my emails so I finally called you and guess what? I ended up talking to your wife - YOUR FUCKING WIFE!"

I could see the colour in his face change to white and then go a flushed red. Instead of the stammered excuse or apology I was expecting, he looked at her and said, "You called my fucking phone? I told you that was my work phone and never to call me on it."

"Ya, your 'work' phone and pretty sure I was talking to the 'boss' just a little bit ago and I wouldn't be surprised if you get 'fired' from your position."

He stepped forward, raised his hand and started to swing at her so I grabbed his wrist, twisted it around, down and back so that he ended up face down on the table with his arm painfully held behind him. He tried to get up so I applied a bit more pressure that quickly got him to stay still.

"Look asshole, maybe this just isn't my night but earlier I found out my girlfriend was fucking around on me and put one guy in hospital. The police were pretty understanding but I'm not so sure what they'd say if I sent a second guy to hospital the same night - but if you even look like you're going to hit her, I'm perfectly willing to take that chance!"

I'm not a particularly big guy, but I'm in pretty good shape and had taken martial arts so wasn't really worried about anything he might do.

Apparently, he didn't feel like taking the chance because he finally said, "Fine, let me go and I'm outta here."

I did and thankfully he did with the only injury being that my beer that got spilled. After he left, she said, "Wow, thanks! I knew he had a bit of a temper but I wasn't expecting that. Can I at least buy you a beer to replace the one that got knocked over?"

I figured that was a pretty fair deal so pretty soon we were both at the same table and after introducing myself as Roger and she telling me her name was Donna, we spend the next little bit drinking, complaining to the other than we should have known something was wrong and then reassuring each other that it wasn't anything we did and that it was just our bad luck.

After a while, we were both feeling more than a bit tipsy and I finally said, "Well, I better get a cab and find a hotel for tonight."

Donna looked at me for a second or two before saying, "I don't know about you but I was pretty sure I was going to get a good fucking tonight and instead we both got fucked over. I'm not one for just picking a guy up for the night but right now it doesn't seem like a bad idea. How about we grab a cab, you can stay at my place and if you're interested, I'd love to enjoy some sex tonight."

I really hadn't looked closely at her until now because honestly, I'd been more interested in getting drunk and getting over being totally pissed but that statement definitely made me look at her. Shoulder length/dark hair, pretty, nice smile, not fat and not thin. Until now I hadn't even noticed that she was wearing a tank top that showed off a nice chest and a bit of her belly.

I'd had a few beers but nowhere near enough not to want sex so with a smile, I took her hands and simply said, "Sure!"

I fired up the phone and got an Uber on the way and when they showed as getting close, I got up to pay the tab. I'm not sure what she was expecting but when we stood up, I slipped an arm around her and pulled her close for a kiss. I wasn't going for a 'peck on the cheek', I figured if we were going to be fucking soon, it might as well be a full-on kiss. At first, she seemed surprised but was soon pressed against me and our tongues were greeting each other. When I slid a hand down her back to cup her ass, I found she was wearing a skirt that ended about halfway to her knees.

Unlike most dates, we'd already decided we'd be having sex and now we were just playing a little to warm up. When she reached back and grabbed my hand, I thought maybe I'd gone too far but instead she pushed it down and then back up so I was under her skirt instead where I quickly realized she was bare under the skirt.

At the same time, she said fairly loudly, "Oh fuck, you're really hard and your cock feels huge."

Every guy likes to hear that except at the time, I wasn't fully hard and even if I had been, I didn't fit into the 'huge' category - just under 7" fully hard. When I pulled back a little in confusion, Donna winked at me then shot a look over at the couple beside us. They'd obviously heard her and it looked like we definitely had their attention. I caught on and quickly decided to play along so I said, "It's you rubbing up against me that's got me that hard. I can't wait to slide it into your tight pussy and feel you clench when I bottom out. Maybe you better give me a nice, wet blowjob when we get home so it slides in easier as I stretch you?"

"Mmmm, ya! I'd love to feel your cock hitting the back of my throat. If you really like my ass, maybe I'll let you fuck that later too" and then in just a whisper she added, "give them a bit of an ass flash if you want."

I loved the idea so I slid my other hand down and as I cupped both cheeks, I lifted up her skirt enough that they could see her cheeks and then took it one step further. She moaned when she felt my finger press against her pucker and then again when I said, "Damn, definitely gonna need some lube before I can fit my cock in this tight little hole or you'll really feel me stretching you! I'll bet your pussy is already wet."

I reached around with one hand to actually check and found her pussy was shaved smooth (my favourite) and starting to get nice and slippery. "Fuck are you wet! It's a good thing you're not wearing panties 'cause they'd be soaked by now. I'll bet you'll leave a wet spot on the seat of our Uber!"

After a bit more groping, we paid and headed out, I'm sure leaving one or both of the couple a lot more excited than they had been. When we got outside, Donna threw her arms around my neck and pulled me to her for another hot kiss with lots of tongue and then burst out laughing.

"Fuck that was fun! I'm glad you figured out what I was doing. I'm a bit of an exhibitionist and I love it even more when I've got someone to play along with me. I'll bet he's hard as hell right now and trying to figure out if he can get her to sleep with him tonight."

Right about then our Uber got there so after giving him the address, we proceeded to start making out in the back. Shortly after Donna started moaning that my fingers felt good (we actually weren't doing anything) I noticed that he not so subtly adjusted his rear-view mirror to see what we were doing. Knowing she was an exhibitionist, I figured I'd have a bit of fun and gradually worked her tube top down until her nipples were just showing and was a bit surprised to see that both of them were pierced and had small hoops in them. I felt the cab swerve a little so I was pretty sure he'd seen her too. I leaned forward and took the closest nipple into my mouth and after sucking and licking it for a few seconds, I pulled her top up as I moved back.

"Damn that felt good, I can't wait to feel your lips sucking my clit the same way."

We continued our conversation of what we were planning on doing to each other until he pulled up in front of her apartment building. After giving him a quick tip, we headed inside and were soon in her apartment.

Once the door shut, there were a few seconds of nervousness before we were back to kissing except by now, when she actually reached between us, I was totally hard plus when I reached up under her skirt from the front, her pussy was much wetter than it had been at the bar.

Neither of us were wearing a lot but what we were wearing was soon on the floor and we were on the bed. There was enough light to see that she had a great looking body, her tits weren't big but they looked really firm and her nipples were already hard. Her belly was firm with a gentle slope down to her bare pussy. When I looked back up, I noticed that she'd been checking me out as well so I said, "I hope you like what you see because I definitely like what I'm seeing."

"Then why not give whatever parts you like a nice licking?" was her grinning response.

That sounded fine to me so I started at her mouth as I rubbed and gently squeezed her nipples. By the time my mouth had found its way to her nipples, my fingers had found their way to her pussy. The combination of my mouth on her nipples and fingers sliding around and into her pussy had her moaning and arching up against my fingers. My now ex had loved it when I kissed, licked and sucked on her pussy so I shifted enough that I could do the same to Donna but not until after I'd brought my fingers up to my mouth and let her watch as I slowly licked them clean, slid them back into her pussy and then licked them clean again a few times.

After a few minutes of licking, I felt her tense up, grab my head and moan that she was cumming and then after some more licking, she came again. "Damn, you've had some practice at that, I'm pretty sure your ex-gf won't be getting the same quality from her new lover. Now how about I show you what I can do?"

No surprise that I was fine with that and was soon enjoying the feel of her lips around my shaft, the gentle suction and her tongue flicking against it. She knew as well as I did that while she'd be able to cum again pretty much right away, if I came it would be a bit before I was hard again so after taking me to the edge and back a few times, she stopped, grinned and said, "As much as I'd love a mouthful, right now I'd sooner have a pussy full...but there's always tomorrow morning!" and with that she moved so she was straddling my hips and lowered her pussy onto my cock until I was fully inside her.

I was expecting her to lift back up and then slide back down but instead she started what felt like a lap dance. Grinding her hips against mine at the same time she worked her hips in little circles with only a slight change in penetration. I'd already figured out that her pierced nipples were sensitive so I cupped both tits so I could alternate between squeezing the nipples and pulling gently on the hoops. It didn't take long before I heard her moan and at the same time tense up slightly as she came. I figured after 3 for her it was time for me to cum so I flipped her onto her back and started fucking her, starting with long, slow thrusts.

When I heard "Fuck that feels good!" I knew I was good to speed up a little and before long we could both hear the 'slap' as our bodies came together. I was kind of hoping that she'd cum again before I did and I think she was close but soon I exploded into her pussy. I'm not sure how much I came but when I slid out, there was a cummy ring around my cock and a few dribbles escaped her pussy as it closed. I didn't want to leave her hanging so I reached down to slide a few fingers into her pussy and as I thrust them in and out, I used my thumb to massage her clit. Her moans told me it was working and before long she arched up against my fingers and came. As her pussy contracted on my fingers, a fair bit of my cum oozed out and coated them. I could see a box of tissue beside the bed but when I reached for one, she just grinned, shook her head and brought my fingers to her mouth so she could lick them clean.

We ended up on the bed facing each other and with a big grin she said, "Mmmm, definitely want more of that sometime! I'm almost glad my night turned out the way it did, it's been a while since I've had sex like that."

I nodded agreement and then after a minute or so of neither one of us being sure what to do next, Donna looked at me and said simply, "Not sure about you but after that, I'd really like to just curl up with you for a bit. I always wondered why Roger was always in such a hurry to leave but now I know that answer."

After a quick kiss, she rolled over and curled up against my chest with my left arm under her neck and my right hand gently cupping one tit. We both must have dozed off because the next thing I knew, it was dark and the clock said 11:40. I also realized I was almost hard and as she woke up, Donna must have noticed too because pretty much the same time I started gently thrusting against her, she was pushing back against me.

It seemed both of us were good with slow and gentle for now so as we kept it up, her pussy got wetter (likely helped by the cum from earlier) and I was pretty sure I was oozing a bit of precum myself. Eventually I shifted my angle a little bit and slid right in to her pussy. We kept up the rocking motion but it wasn't long before it turned from rocking to thrusting as I slid in and out harder and faster. At one point I must have pulled back a bit further and she pulled forward a bit further because the next thing either of us knew, I was buried almost half way into her ass. I'm pretty sure she knew before I did because I heard a quick, "Oh Fuck!" and as soon as I realized what had happened, I stopped and started to pull out.

Donna quickly reached back, grabbed my hip and said, "No, just don't move for a bit."

I understood and stayed where I was and started to apologize, telling her I hadn't meant to when she said, "I figured that, it just caught me off guard."

After a minute or so, I felt her start to pull away from me but what surprised me was that she only pulled away a little bit before pushing back again. After a few more minutes of short, slow rocking motions she whispered, "I was kinda joking at the bar about taking you in my ass but now that you're there, it feels good. If you can reach, there's some lube in the drawer."

Thankfully I could reach and after adding a bit of lube, sliding in/out then a bit more lube I was fully in her ass and it felt great. Even better was that her moans told me she was enjoying it too. I'd give her a few short strokes, coming almost all the way out, then going back in just past the muscle ring and then a long slow one all the way in. A few minutes later Donna asked if she could get on top which was fine by me. I'd done anal with a few girlfriends but none had asked to be on top so after shifting, I really enjoyed watching her lower herself onto my cock. Even better was that now I could also play with her nipples, pussy and clit at the same time.

With all the stimulation, it didn't take long for her to start cumming and not only could I see it in her face and hear it in her voice, I could also feel her ass contracting and releasing on my cock as she came. I was kind of expecting her to stop but instead she started riding me harder and faster and I kept playing with her nipples and pussy. I'm not sure how many times she came over the next five or ten minutes but it was at least six before I finally erupted into her ass.

When I softened and pretty much popped out, I was glad to see that there really wasn't any mess but we decided to grab a shower anyway. We took our time showering and enjoyed a fair bit of kissing and touching before drying off and heading to bed with her curling up in the same position we were almost an hour ago and she was quickly asleep.

It took me a bit longer but eventually I fell asleep too and I must have been more tired than I thought because I had a great night's sleep and an even better morning. What made it even better? I woke up to the feeling of Donna's mouth on my cock as she sucked and licked me to full hardness. When she realized I was awake she looked up and said, "Good morning!" and went back to sucking on me.

"It certainly is and that feels great!"

That got me a quick smile and a couple of extra hard sucks before she went back to her tongue and mouth action. She gave awesome head and I knew I'd be cumming before long. The way she was sucking, I didn't think she'd be shy about me cumming in her mouth but I gave her a quick, "gonna cum" just in case.

If anything, she sucked harder and pretty soon I was cumming for the 3rd time since we'd met the night before. She swallowed everything I gave her and then licked her lips for any she'd missed.

"Damn, a wake up like that certainly isn't an incentive to find my own apartment!" I said with a grin.

She moved up beside me and said, "I know...and I kinda hoped you'd feel that way. Are you looking for a girlfriend?"

I looked at her for a second or two before answering, "Well, we've both been fucked over and lied to already so I'll be totally honest; yes, I'm looking for a girlfriend but not right now and I'm not sure when I be ready to actually get serious with anyone again."

I was pretty sure she wouldn't like that so I was totally surprised to hear, "That's good because that's exactly how I feel to but I don't want to give up sex. How about you move in, help with rent and stuff, we keep having sex and if either of us find someone else then we just move on with no hard feelings?"